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Microsoft's email about Windows 10 end-of-support is basically the corporate equivalent of the Titanic's band playing while the ship sinks. "Your PC will continue to work, but support will be discontinued" is tech speak for "enjoy your future security vulnerabilities, we'll be over here selling Windows 11." The meme perfectly captures that sinking feeling when you realize your perfectly functional OS is being marched toward the digital graveyard while Microsoft plays a somber farewell tune. At least they're giving us 6 months to rearrange the deck chairs.

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Ah yes, the final boss of ergonomics! Nothing says "we hate developers" quite like forcing them to code on a split keyboard that looks like it survived a medieval torture chamber. The project manager probably read an article about "optimizing developer productivity" and decided that physical pain is the secret ingredient. Next week's challenge: coding with oven mitts while standing on one foot. Because if your wrists aren't crying, are you even programming?

Content MOMMY, WHO MAKES CHRISTMAS TOYS? THE ELVES! WOW REALLY? EVEN VIDEO GAMES? OMG WTF IS THIS SHIT. SURE! C FOR DUMMIES JEGO ProgrammerHumor. io

Content DILBERT BY SCOTT ADAMS ILL NEED TO KNOW YOUR REQUIREMENTS BEFORE I START TO DESIGN THE SOFTWARE. FIRST OF ALL, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH? IM TRYING TO MAKE YOU DESIGN MY SOFTWARE. I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THE SOFTWARE? I WON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN ACCOMPLISH UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHAT THE SOFTWARE CAN DO. TRY TO GET THIS CONCEPT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL: THE SOFTWARE CAN DO WHATEVER I DESIGN IT TO DO! CAN YOU DESIGN IT TO TELL YOU MY REQUIREMENTS?

Content Me, tech lead, trying to explain why we can't make a cat shaped square my manager