AI will take away our jobs. Also AI: Generate pictures of migrating salmon.

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The entire software industry nervously looking away when doctors point out that Googling doesn't make you a professional. Meanwhile, 90% of our code is just StackOverflow solutions with the variable names changed. If doctors built bodies the way we build software, they'd be transplanting organs from WebMD comment sections and hoping the patient doesn't blue screen.

Ten years learning JavaScript frameworks only to realize you should've focused on algorithms. Four years mastering Docker only to find your company pivoting to serverless. Spending months perfecting Vim shortcuts right before your team switches to VS Code. The career path of a developer is just one long RPG where you finally understand the meta right when the patch notes drop. And no, there's no respec option in this game.