Adding a new feature one day before the release date...

Content SSO just means that instead of having to sign into 17 separate accounts with identical UNsPWs every single work day, I have to sign into the same exact account 17 times. CHANGE MY MIND

The irony of AI companies fighting over scraped data is peak Silicon Valley drama. OpenAI spent years vacuuming up the internet's content to train ChatGPT, and now they're clutching their pearls when DeepSeek does the same to them. It's like watching a digital version of "The Princess Bride" where the dude who stole everything is suddenly outraged when someone steals from him. Twenty years in tech has taught me one universal truth: there's nothing more sacred than the data you've already pilfered from someone else.

Nothing says "welcome to the real world" like being handed the ISO/IEC 14882:2024 standard—aka the C++ specification. It's the programming equivalent of being told "the swimming pool is over there" and then getting thrown into the Mariana Trench. 900+ pages of the most arcane syntax rules, undefined behaviors, and template metaprogramming nightmares known to mankind. And they update it every few years just when you thought you understood the previous version! The real tears come at 3 AM when you're debugging a segfault caused by some obscure rule on page 734.

Content T045TBROT t045tbrOt finally, a monitor that will fit the entire name of my Java classes MSUNG 10032018, 01:57 5.467 Retweets 15,3K Likes 17 T045TBROT t045tbrOt 1d not C template errors tho 1

Parents pointing at the disheveled guy on the street: "Study or end up like him." The guy: "Shut up lady. It's Sunday and I just finished resolving all Jira tickets." Ah yes, the sweet taste of victory mixed with existential exhaustion. Nothing says "successful software engineer" like collapsing in public after a sprint marathon. The man isn't homeless—he's just experiencing the natural state of a developer who's finally cleared the backlog. Give that man a promotion and a month of PTO.

Content ok ima NEARN ASSEMBLY damn HELLO WORLD IS 30 LINES