Adding a new feature one day before the release date...

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of what this junior dev just confessed! 😱 Changing your Git config to impersonate your senior devs and then pushing a bug to production?! That's not just coding crime—that's a full-blown IDENTITY THEFT CATASTROPHE! This poor soul thought they were just being clever, but they've basically committed the developer equivalent of framing someone for MURDER. The senior dev's face says it all—pure existential panic because guess who's getting blamed when everything crashes and burns? NOT THE INNOCENT-LOOKING CULPRIT! This is why we can't have nice things in software development. Trust? DESTROYED. Career? POSSIBLY OVER. Code review processes? CLEARLY NONEXISTENT!

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That moment when you deploy your first "serverless" app thinking you'll save money, then AWS hits you with a bill that makes your coffee taste like tears. Nothing quite like the transition from "I'm a cloud genius" to "I should've read the pricing page" in just 30 days. The free tier is just AWS's gateway drug.

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