A developer's worst nightmare

Content THE FCK IS THIS THE FUCKIS THAT Working with my own code 6 months after I wrote it

Nothing quite like the sweet satisfaction of dumping 500MB of dependencies into your tiny side project. Run a simple npm install and suddenly your 10-line script needs the entire JavaScript ecosystem to function. That 5KB utility? It's bringing along its extended family, third cousins, and everyone they've ever met. But hey, at least you didn't have to write your own string reversal function, right? The node_modules black hole: where disk space goes to die and package-lock.json grows longer than your actual codebase.

Content SPECIFYING FILE PATHS IN LINUXMAC WINDOWS

Content MOTHERFUCKER i spent like 6 fuckin hours yesterday tryna write loopholes, tryna make this thing work. Hours of different configs, code, physics simulations. Today I sat down, looked my my Server Entity, the piece of shit had fucking physics unchecked. Checked physics It works Kms

Content when your code compiles on first try and works correctly I've become more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of

Machine learning engineer: "No, honey, they're just PyTorch and Keras model files." Non-technical partner: *suspicious squinting intensifies* Those file extensions (.pkl, .pt, .pth) are just serialized machine learning models. Though let's be honest, naming that folder "models" instead of "neural_networks" was a rookie mistake. Next time use something truly unsexy like "gradient_descent_checkpoints".