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The absolute chad move of rewriting half the codebase and calling it "minor changes" before disappearing into the void. Nothing says "I'm the main character" like dropping a 4000-line bomb on your colleagues and then strutting away while they try to figure out what the hell just happened. The git commit history will remember your name long after you've gone home to enjoy your weekend.

Content YOUR NEW DATEPICKER WIDGET HAS CRASHED A DATE REALLY? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE I'VE TESTED IT WITH NEGATIVE NUMBERS, SPECIAL CHARACTERS, NULL, WHAT HAVE YOU PUT IN?

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Looks like GitHub Copilot just went full 1950s mode! Two functions side by side: one for men that returns the salary unchanged, and another for women that returns 90% of the input. Copilot didn't just write code—it accidentally coded up the gender pay gap! This is what happens when your AI learns from historical data without an ethics class. The machine isn't biased... it just perfectly mirrors our messed-up world. Maybe the next update should include a "modern society" plugin.

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