A 10x programmer

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Content STOP DOING MULTITHREADING PROGRAMMING WAS NOT MEANT TO BE SIMULTANEOUS YEARS OF CODING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing things OUT OF ORDER Wanted to wait before doing something? We had a tool for that: It was called "DOING IT LATER" "Yes please give me await of something. Please give me Promise of it" - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards LOOK at what AAA game devs have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the DEVTOOLS IDES we built for them (This is REAL code, done by REAL programmers if keepGoing: func playCutscene (cutlame : Stri rundialog(cut else: yield value; value 1; playcut sceneAsync (cutName) ; await runDial func playcutsceneAsync (cutName ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like LATER apples please" imghip.com They have played us for absolute fools

Ah, the Bard's prophetic vision of modern tech support. Shakespeare apparently predicted SSL certificate failures centuries before HTTPS was even a twinkle in Tim Berners-Lee's eye. "To connect, or not to connect, that is the error message." Somewhere, a sysadmin is nodding solemnly while restarting nginx for the fifth time today. The real tragedy isn't Hamlet—it's your expired certificates.

The cosmic weight scale has a new champion! While astronomers worry about black holes and neutron stars, developers know the true gravitational monsters: Python virtual environments, Node modules, and PyTorch/CUDA installations. Nothing collapses spacetime quite like waiting for npm install to finish or watching your disk space vanish as PyTorch downloads half the internet. At least black holes have the decency to be millions of light years away—your Python venv is right there, crushing your hard drive and your spirits simultaneously.

Content WE ARE AN OPEN SOURCE ADVOCATE COMPANY ALL OF OUR PROJECTS ARE UNDER AGPL ALL OUR PRODUCTS ARE UNUSABLE OUTSIDE OF OUR ECOSYSTEM AND WE ARE USING OSS FOR MARKETING AND FREE LABOURS ProarammerHumor io BEHONEST BE HONEST THANK YOU!