A 10x programmer

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Content Okay I'll guide you 12:14 AM J First, boil 2 cups of water 12:15 AM 1G: PUNBIBLE Okay, what next? 12:18 AM Bro wtf 12:19 AM J

Content public class TestMain public static void main(String args) try throw new Exception; catch (Exception e) System.out.printin("Hello World!");

The duality of programmer brain function is hilariously accurate here. For regular variables, it's absolute chaos - fighting over whether to use temp , result , or just mash the keyboard with myVar . But for iteration variables? The council has convened and unanimously decreed: "We shall use 'i' and nothing else." The formal ceremony of loop counter naming has remained unchanged since the ancient days of FORTRAN. Bonus points if you graduate to j for nested loops while feeling incredibly sophisticated.

The dark art of git push --force - when you're so done with merge conflicts that you just nuke the repository from orbit. That nervous look is the exact face you make when you realize Monday-you will have no idea what happened to everyone else's code. But hey, weekend beer isn't going to drink itself. Future tip: Add --force-with-lease to your arsenal. It's like having a safety on your repository destruction gun.

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