90% of the people on this subreddit are children pretending to be programmers. I actually found this, *sigh*.

Content WE WILL MAKE YOU THE TEAM LEAD BUT WE DO NOT GRANT YOU RANK OF SENIOR

My bank account is stopping me. That and the fact that my significant other would immediately file for divorce if I transformed our living room into NASA Mission Control. The hilarious reality gap between developer fantasies and financial constraints is the silent antagonist of every programmer's story. We're out here calculating if we can afford another mechanical keyboard while this setup requires a second mortgage. The irony? Most of us would just use it to run VS Code and Stack Overflow anyway.

Content Server has crashed Where is backup? On the server

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Content When your program is a complete mess, but it does its job -

Content Recruiter: Do you have a CS background? Me: Yes, absolutely My CS background: