80 character line

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See this? This is the 80 character line. You must never go beyond it JS wOop WOOP public static wOop woop What lies beyond it? JS extends implements Anything anything new Anything(); throws ArrayIndexOutOf Bounds Exce THEJENKINSCOMIC

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