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Parental controls flagging PHP learning as "forbidden knowledge" is the most unintentionally accurate thing ever. Good parenting right there - protecting innocent children from the psychological trauma of learning PHP. Next thing you know they'll be searching for "how to center a div" and we'll have to stage an intervention. The real restricted content warning should be "This language might make you question your career choices."

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