Team Python

The programming community's greatest hits, served daily at the language-bashing diner! First up, JavaScript is bad (groundbreaking). Then the shocking revelation that Java is verbose (who knew?). And for dessert, the classic "PHP is terrible too" take. It's like watching someone discover fire in 2023 and expecting applause. The true art here isn't the hot takes—it's how we keep recycling the same three jokes while nodding sagely as if we've just dropped profound wisdom. Revolutionary stuff, truly.

Content Python Wow. It's so comfortable, and cheap too. I think want this one 'Yeah, it's a popular model, but sitang in it makes you look lazy. Javascript Wow, so many features What does this one do? That button wi cause the chair to attack its owner Never touch it I'm not even sure why they put it in... This is one of our most comfortable chairs. but it works best if vou use it with the correct olatrorm. Java A lot of people who don't like the previous model prefer this one because it's platform independent. PHP That's a desk.. You can sit on it, can't you?

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Content PROGRAMMING EXPLAINED WITH MUSIC PHP IS COUNTRI IT SUCKS BUT IT'S EVERYWHERE y toggl JAVASCRIPT 15 A ONE-MAN BAND. IT DOES EVERYTHING (THOUGE): IT PROBABLY SHOULDN'T C IS HARD ROCK - IT USED TO BE PRETTY POPULAR BUT MOST PEOPLE HAVE OUTGROWN CSS IS MUMBLE RAP- ANYONE CAN DO IT AND IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A PROGRAMMER HASKELL IS JAZZ - COMPLEX, BUT INCREDIBLY pOWERFUL AND FLEXIBLE (IF YOU KNOW HOw USE SWIFT IS U2-YOU HavE IT BECAUSE APPLE GAVE IT O YOU JAVA IS AN OBSCURE 17-CENTURY SYMPHONY - YOU HAvE To TAKE A CLASS To KNOW ABOUT IT. LISP IS BLACK METAL - NO ONE UNDERSTANDS IT AND ITS FaNg MaKE PEOPLE NERVOUS MART VIRKUS '19

Content Have you worked with PHP using LARAVEL on a project that was active in production? O NO O Yes Which Harry Potter Hogwarts House do you think you'd be sorted into by the Sorting Hat? Gryffindor O Hufflepuff ( Ravenclaw O slytherin

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