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BEHOLD! The eternal programming language hierarchy in its most dramatic form! JavaScript stands there with that insufferable grin, basking in its web dominance while the other ghost-like languages SEETHE with jealousy. Then—PLOT TWIST—they all gang up to beat JavaScript into submission! But wait! The final panels reveal the TRUE victors: Python (TWICE because it's just THAT important) and PHP silently judging from their zen-like state of superiority. It's basically the programming language version of Mean Girls but with more semicolons and existential dread. The circle of life in development: first they mock you, then they fight you, then they reluctantly include your libraries in their projects anyway.

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The slow, inevitable death of PHP at the hands of Python frameworks is basically a tech horror story at this point. First Python just hangs around, then it starts nibbling at PHP's market share, then it's consuming half the elephant, and finally—BOOM—Python-Django has completely devoured the poor beast and evolved into its final form. The circle of life in web development. Pour one out for PHP, which will somehow still be running on 79% of the internet in 2035.

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