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Content Nameless Today at 17:06 PHP is shit You can't change my mind. SourceCodeM Today at 17:11 no one will try

Content 1664193684820.png, 325KiB, 512512 Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 15:01:35 No. 174703216 174702313 damn it this reminded me of the guy who sparked the interest in technology in me when i was like 7-8 yo download some song.exe pc goes wild neighbour kid who is 8 years older than me comes home to fix it explains file formats to me next week ask him to come install prince of persia explains cracks and game installation a year later shows me how to setup a private WoW server shows me how bug exploiting works in private WoW servers helping me get geared up go to their house shows me some script that opens and closes the CD tray MINDISFUCKINGBLOWNAWAY.jpg gives me the address for his website im actually losing my shit now the site is mainlv nudes of some chicks and a bikini photo session of a local 910 hottie shows me how it works and explains some pho and html shit which sounded like black magic back then this is the day i became a coomer and decided ill be into programming. 20 years later im a java dev and archiving chaturbate streams en masse thank you, neighbouring coomer geek for pointing me in the right direction ProgrammerHumor io

Content Web Development Acronyms: A Convenient Reference List Math with Bad Orawings CSS HTTP HTTPS HTML DOM URL JSON PNG SVG ETP SOK SQL CSV Cascading Something Something Hyper Text Thingy Protocol Hyper Text Thingy Protocol but Special Huber Text (Mumble) Lanquage The Document Umm... Resource Locator Javascript's Son Picture? No.... Graphics? Somekinda Vector, I'm Guessing File Thingamabob Process Sorry, Don't know The Sequel (to PRQL, presumably) Excel File That was Saved weird

THE AUDACITY! W3Schools pretending to teach us C# with an .php file extension in the URL, then switching to PHP with an .asp extension?! The ULTIMATE BETRAYAL of web development! It's like ordering a pizza and getting a sandwich wrapped in pizza box. The irony is so thick you could compile it into an executable and it would STILL throw errors. Whoever spotted this deserves a medal for exposing the web development equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. PURE CHAOS!

The tech world's most reliable constant isn't Moore's Law—it's our ability to prematurely declare PHP dead while it quietly powers half the internet. From ColdFusion (1995) to ASP.NET (2002) to Ruby on Rails (2004) to Django (2006) to NextJS (2018), we've spent three decades confidently announcing PHP's funeral while writing our revolutionary frameworks that will "definitely replace it this time." Yet here we are in 2025, celebrating PHP's 30th birthday. The language that refuses to die despite our best efforts. It's like that coworker who keeps surviving layoffs despite doing everything in Comic Sans.

Content FROGRAMMING EXPLAINED WITH MUSIC PHP IS COUNtR IT SUCKS BUT IT'S EVERYWHERE toggl JAVASCRIPT 15 A ONE- MAN BAND IT DOES EVERYTHING (THOUGH IT PROBABLY SHOULDN'T C IS HARD ROCK - IT USED TO BE PRETTY POPULAR BUT MOST PEOPLE HAVE OUTGROWN IT CSS IS MUMBLE RAP - ANYONE CAN DO IT AND IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A PROGRAMMER HASKELL IS JAZZ- COMPLEX, BUT INCREDIBLY POWERFUL AND FLEXIBLE (IF YOU KNOW How USE SWIFT IS U2 - You HAVE IT BECAUSE APPLE GAVE IT TO YOU JAVA IS AN OBSCURE 17-CENTURY SYMPHONY - YOU HAVE TO TAKE A CLASS TO KNOW ABOUT IT. LISP IS BLACK METAL - NO ONE UNDERSTANDS IT AND ITS FANS MAKE PEOPLE NERVOUS MART VIRKUS '19 ProarammerHumor.io