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Content Your friend wants to learn to program. What language do you recommend? A. JavaScript B. Java (includes Kotlin) C. Ruby D. Python E. C F. Go G. CC H. Swift 1. PHP 9:48 pm 12 Oct 20 Twitter for iPhone 3 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 53 Likes 17 thepoosh lepoosh 13h Replying to donnfelker the question is always "what do you want to do with it?" if it's apps, SwiftJava if it's websites (front and back) javascript if it's data science probably python if it's government C if I hate him PHP ProarammerHumor.io

Content Replies X Ferdinand S 26 minutes ago During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what men feel when they code in COBOL 16 43 a 2 Add a public reply.. Jay 7 minutes ago (edited) What about the pain a woman feels when coding in COBOL whilst being in labor? Bunny 4 minutes ago Jay almost as hard as being a php programmer in 2020

Content Me after defending PHP all day from trolls

Content Python: What if everything was a dict? Java: What if everything was an object? JavaScript: What if everything was a dict and an object? C: What if everything was a pointer? APL: What if everything was an array? Tel: What if everything was a string? Prolog: What if everything was a term? LISP: What if everything was a pair? Scheme: What if everything was a function? Haskell: What if everything was a monad? Assembly: What if everything was a register? Coq: What if everything was a typeproposition? COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE? C: What if everything was like Java, but different? Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched? Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END C: What if we added everything to the language? C11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff? Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist? Go: What if we tried designing C a second time? Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language? Peri6: What if we took the joke too far? PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier? VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again? Forth: What if everything was a stack? ColorForth: What if the stack was green? PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi? XSLT: What if everything was an XML element? Make: What if everything was a dependency? m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted? Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM? Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM? Lua: What if game developers got tired of C? Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything? Malbolge: What if there is no god? nixcraft ProcrammerHumor

Content levelsio levelsio 1d Replying to tdinhme Wow I do this for years Every table in one db People call me crazy But I do for same reasons: less risk of corrupt db killing everyhting 025 179 061 14 29K levelsio O levelsio Replying to levelsio and tdinhme I never use JOINs yes I'm crazy I ioin stuff with PHP 14:26 23 Feb 24 1,221 Views 1 Repost 1 Quote 10 Likes 2 Bookmarks ProdrammerHumor.io

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