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The grim reaper of tech has arrived! Microsoft proudly announces 30% of their code is now AI-generated while simultaneously showing off their crown jewels: Azure, Microsoft 365, and... Minecraft? Nothing says "we're revolutionizing the future" quite like having AI write your code while you're busy acquiring every gaming studio on the planet. Next update: "Microsoft is a corporation that turns developers into LinkedIn profile updaters." The skeleton isn't just decoration—it's a visual representation of your career after the AI finishes "optimizing" your job description.

Looks like Microsoft found a way to make the Grim Reaper redundant! First, they proudly announce that 30% of their code is now AI-generated, then their Windows 11 update decides SSDs should retire early. Nothing says "cutting-edge technology" quite like cutting the lifespan of your storage devices. Perhaps the AI misunderstood "planned obsolescence" as a feature, not a bug? Next update might just include a digital coffin for your entire system. At least now we know what KB stands for in those update codes - "Killing Bytes."

GASP! The absolute AUDACITY of this poll! 😱 A mere 0.8% think Microsoft understands consent while a STAGGERING 99.2% chose "Remind me in 3 days" - which is basically the digital equivalent of "I'm going to keep asking until you give me the answer I want!" It's like that pushy friend who keeps texting about their MLM opportunity even after you've blocked their number on SEVENTEEN different platforms! Microsoft's update notifications and privacy settings are basically that clingy ex who just CAN'T take a hint! The irony is so thick you could spread it on toast and call it breakfast!

So apparently the secret to climbing the corporate ladder at tech giants is just shouting "AI" at every meeting. Parrot discovers the cheat code to instant promotion: just repeat the magic buzzword and boom—senior product director. This perfectly captures how every company in 2023-2024 collectively lost their minds and decided to slap "AI" on literally everything. Your toaster? AI-powered. Your shoelaces? Machine learning optimized. A feature that's just a glorified if-statement? Revolutionary AI breakthrough. The parrot wearing a graduation cap is *chef's kiss* because it implies zero actual understanding required—just mimicry. Which, ironically, is exactly what most "AI integration" meetings sound like anyway.