Cortana Memes

Microsoft out here collecting failed products like Thanos collecting Infinity Stones. Clippy? Dead. Windows Phone? Buried. Cortana? Just got added to the graveyard. The tech giant keeps throwing products at the wall hoping something sticks, but instead they're just building the world's most expensive museum of "remember when we tried to compete with that?" Meanwhile, Google and Alexa are thriving and Cortana's ghost is somewhere asking "Hi, would you like help with that?" to absolutely nobody. At least they're consistent at being inconsistent!