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Those Were The Good Old Days

Those Were The Good Old Days
Remember when you didn't need a PhD in dongle management to listen to music on your phone? Wolverine's gazing longingly at a photo of the now-endangered 3.5mm headphone jack like it's a long-lost love. Today's tech companies: "We removed this ancient technology to make room for... courage. And $29.99 adapters." The real superpower isn't adamantium claws—it's being able to charge your phone and listen to music simultaneously without carrying three different cables and a portable USB hub.

Miss You, Sweet Daylight

Miss You, Sweet Daylight
Ah, the classic "sun-grass" pun. Developers staring longingly at photos of the outdoors because they haven't seen natural light since that production bug three sprints ago. The "Miss You" title hits hard when your relationship with daylight has been reduced to desktop wallpapers. Nothing says "I've been coding for 16 hours straight" like emotional attachment to stock photos.

Kinda True Ngl

Kinda True Ngl
Ah, the eternal tech love triangle. Frontend developers get all the glory, passionately embracing users with their shiny buttons and smooth animations. Meanwhile, backend developers (portrayed as Wolverine) just stand there stoically, watching from afar while keeping the entire system from imploding. The backend dev is the unsung hero who makes everything actually work while the frontend dev gets all the compliments for making things pretty . "Your website looks amazing!" Nobody ever says "Wow, your database queries are so efficient!" And yet, without the backend, that romantic frontend-user relationship would crash and burn faster than a JavaScript framework after npm update.