Web protocols Memes

Nothing says "I trust absolutely no one" like seeing a plain HTTP link and immediately thinking about all the ways your data could be harvested, sold, or stolen. That little 'S' in HTTPS isn't just a letter—it's the difference between "my password is probably fine" and "welp, time to change every password I've used since 2011." Seasoned developers don't see HTTP anymore. We just see red flags and a ticket that should've been fixed before the product even launched.

GASP! The absolute HORROR of using plain HTTP instead of HTTPS! Nothing says "I'm basically sending my data in a postcard through a sketchy neighborhood" like forgetting that precious little 'S'! That URL starting with just "http://" is practically BEGGING to have its packets intercepted by every digital creep between you and the server. It's like showing up to a security conference wearing a t-shirt with your password printed on it! 💀