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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Playtesters Quickly Discovered There Is No Explicit Cap To Display Names

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1 year ago 661.0K views 0 shares
Playtesters Quickly Discovered There Is No Explicit Cap To Display Names
The first rule of game development: always sanitize your inputs . Some poor dev just learned that VARCHAR(255) isn't enough when players can create display names like "ConundrumSupercalifragilisticexpusVortexWhimsicalWhisperXenodochialXyloglyphyYesteryearYggdrasilZanyZephyrZigguratZillionaireZenithZealotZiplineZigzaggingZephyrine" while flying spaceships and making terrible tuna puns. The database admin is probably having a nervous breakdown right now while the QA team is laughing hysterically. And somewhere, a junior dev is frantically writing a regex at 2 AM that they'll eventually copy-paste from Stack Overflow anyway.

Data Architect Fills In For HR

Databases Programming Backend
1 year ago 281.4K views 0 shares
Data Architect Fills In For HR
When a database architect gets HR access privileges... 💀 Poor Jeffrey just found out he's not VARCHAR(255) compatible. Someone clearly designed their employee table with fixed-width fields and "Jeffrey" has one too many characters for whatever ridiculous constraint they set. This is what happens when you let database purists handle human resources. Next they'll be rejecting candidates because their last names contain SQL-injection risks or their birthdays don't conform to ISO-8601.

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