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Beast Setup, Potato Skills
Programming Webdev Hardware StackOverflow Debugging
26 days ago 72.0K views 0 shares
Beast Setup, Potato Skills
The classic developer trinity: military-grade hardware, supersonic internet, and coding skills that barely keep you afloat. Nothing quite captures the existential crisis of modern programming like having a NASA-worthy setup only to Google "how to center a div" for the 47th time. Your battlestation might be ready for cyberwar, but your brain is still paddling around in a leaky canoe named "Stack Overflow Dependency."

Your Next Task Is To Code On This
Hardware Programming
2 months ago 89.7K views 0 shares
Your Next Task Is To Code On This
Ah yes, the final boss of ergonomics! Nothing says "we hate developers" quite like forcing them to code on a split keyboard that looks like it survived a medieval torture chamber. The project manager probably read an article about "optimizing developer productivity" and decided that physical pain is the secret ingredient. Next week's challenge: coding with oven mitts while standing on one foot. Because if your wrists aren't crying, are you even programming?

I Use Arch Btw
Linux Devops Hardware Bash Programming
2 months ago 101.7K views 0 shares
I Use Arch Btw
The ultimate "don't touch my stuff" starter pack for Linux elitists! Split keyboards, weird ergonomic mice, and the Arch Linux logo - because nothing says "I'm better than you" quite like a setup that requires a PhD to understand. Arch users have mastered the art of making their computers so intimidating that no one dares ask to check their email on it. Smart move - saves them from having to explain why they spent 3 days configuring a desktop that still occasionally crashes when they try to print something.