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What Gives People Feelings Of Power
Linux Devops Bash Programming
2 days ago 136.2K views 0 shares
What Gives People Feelings Of Power
Nothing says "I'm basically a tech wizard" like casually typing commands in a terminal while non-programmers watch in awe. Money and status? Pathetic. But watching someone's eyes widen as you cd into a directory and run ls -la ? Pure, unfiltered dopamine. The best part is when you throw in some completely unnecessary commands just for the theatrical effect. sudo something. Anything. Watch them gasp.

Forget Money And Status, I Have The Terminal!
Linux Devops Bash Programming
4 months ago 143.2K views 0 shares
Forget Money And Status, I Have The Terminal!
Nothing screams "tech superiority" quite like typing cryptic commands in a black terminal while your non-technical friend watches in bewildered horror. The raw power that courses through your veins when you sudo apt-get update in front of someone who thinks you're hacking the Pentagon is simply unmatched. Sure, money buys yachts and status gets you into fancy restaurants, but making eye contact with someone while you casually pipe grep output to awk? That's the kind of high no offshore account can provide.

The Fiber Optic Aristocrat
Networking Webdev Devops Programming
5 months ago 131.2K views 0 shares
The Fiber Optic Aristocrat
Ah, the distinguished gentleman frog has achieved what most developers only dream of—escaping bandwidth purgatory. While the rest of us are debugging code at 3 MB/s, this amphibian aristocrat is hopping into fiber optic paradise where pages load before you even think about clicking them. The formal announcement style is what makes this perfect. Nothing says "I've transcended your peasant-tier internet" quite like dressing up as a 19th-century dignitary to announce your technological superiority. It's basically the networking equivalent of pushing to production on Friday and nothing breaking. Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for my Docker image to download. Maybe in another century.