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She Should Be Embarrassed

Security Networking Programming Debugging

20 days ago 100.8K views 0 shares

She Should Be Embarrassed

Ah yes, the classic "my encryption key expired because of daylight saving time" excuse. That's like blaming your missing semicolons on Mercury being in retrograde. For the uninitiated, RSA keys don't actually "expire" due to time changes—they're cryptographic keys, not yogurt. And that shocked expression is exactly how security engineers look when someone suggests their SSH connection failed because their 512-bit key (already dangerously outdated) somehow got confused by the clocks changing. Next time your upload fails, just admit you tried to push directly to production at 4:59 PM on a Friday. We've all been there.

I Get More Expensive Phones And Laptops Than My Siblings Because I "Program"

Hardware Webdev Programming

7 months ago 163.8K views 0 shares

I Get More Expensive Phones And Laptops Than My Siblings Because I "Program"

The classic programmer hustle - convincing parents that you need a $2000 MacBook Pro to "learn coding" when a $300 Chromebook would do just fine. But hey, those compilation times are critical for your "Hello World" programs, right? The endless cycle of requesting hardware upgrades is practically a rite of passage for young devs. Parents eventually catch on that you're mostly using that 32GB RAM to have 97 Chrome tabs open while occasionally tweaking CSS. But they love you anyway, bless their financially drained hearts.