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The Data Harvesting Summit

Security Programming Databases

12 days ago 174.8K views 1 shares

The Data Harvesting Summit

The annual tech CEO parking lot summit where they compare notes on who can collect the most user data while still claiming "privacy is our top priority" in their ToS. Meanwhile, their developers are frantically building backdoors while telling themselves "it's just for analytics purposes." The real innovation isn't in their products—it's in the increasingly creative ways they convince us to click "I Agree."

Literally The Only One

Gamedev Programming

6 months ago 173.0K views 0 shares

Literally The Only One

The internet's favorite pastime: declaring "All big tech CEOs are bad"... until they remember Gabe Newell exists. The meme perfectly captures the cognitive dissonance of tech communities who rage against corporate overlords until their beloved Steam lord appears. Suddenly it's all confused SpongeBob faces trying to reconcile their anti-CEO stance with their undying love for the guy who delays Half-Life 3 for another decade while swimming in Valve money. The exception that proves the rule? Or just proof that giving away games at 90% off during seasonal sales buys a lot of goodwill? Either way, Gaben remains the unicorn CEO who somehow escapes the pitchforks.