Sorting algorithm Memes

The ultimate solution to all your sorting woes: just nuke the entire array! This brilliant NPM package demonstrates the pinnacle of JavaScript efficiency—remove all elements and return an empty array. Problem solved in O(1) time! Notice how it returns [] regardless of input? That's not a bug, it's a feature! Why waste CPU cycles on complex algorithms when you can just obliterate your data entirely? The package has zero dependencies because, like any good weapon of mass destruction, it's completely self-contained. The misattributed Oppenheimer quote really sells it. Next time your tech lead asks why the data disappeared, just whisper dramatically: "I am become Death, destroyer of unsorted arrays."

Behold the accidental genius of setTimeout sorting! The code loops through an array and logs each value using setTimeout with the value itself as the delay. Since JavaScript's event loop processes timeouts in order of expiration, smaller numbers appear first in the console. Congratulations! You've invented the world's most inefficient sorting algorithm with O(max(array)) time complexity. The array magically appears sorted in the console, not because of any actual sorting logic, but because the browser's event scheduler is doing all the work. Somewhere, a computer science professor just felt a disturbance in the force.

Ah, the legendary "setTimeout Sort" algorithm. Efficiency: O(whenever JavaScript feels like it). The code loops through an array and uses setTimeout to log each value with the item itself as the delay. So smaller numbers appear first in the console, creating an "accidental" sorting mechanism that relies entirely on the browser's timer queue. It's like asking your intern to sort papers by throwing them in the air and picking them up in whatever order they land. Somehow it worked this time, but don't tell your senior dev.