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DevOps Hate When You Use This One Trick

Devops Networking Security Bash Programming

24 days ago 103.2K views 0 shares

DevOps Hate When You Use This One Trick

Everyone's having a normal day until that one developer casually SSH's into production as root. Nothing says "I choose chaos" quite like bypassing all security protocols and jumping straight into prod with admin privileges. Meanwhile, the kid who's probably responsible for this disaster is just sitting there with a smug grin, holding his juice box while the entire office has a collective heart attack. Security best practices? Never heard of 'em.

I Am The Danger (To The Production Server)

Git Security Devops Programming Debugging

2 months ago 144.4K views 0 shares

I Am The Danger (To The Production Server)

Junior devs with unrestricted server access and zero version control knowledge are basically walking disasters with commit privileges. It's like handing a toddler a flamethrower and saying "try not to burn down the data center!" Their confidence is inversely proportional to their Git knowledge, making them the most dangerous entities in the tech ecosystem. One wrong move and suddenly production is running on a single file called "final_version_ACTUALLY_FINAL_v2_USE_THIS_ONE.js"