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The Most Honest Malware Ever
Security Windows Programming
2 hours ago 29.4K views 0 shares
The Most Honest Malware Ever
When your virus is so underfunded it has to resort to social engineering. The "Azerbaijan virus" politely asking you to destroy your own computer is like that junior dev who breaks the build and then asks if you could just delete the git repository to fix it. Meanwhile, let's not ignore the desktop icons - "Allah.exe" and "Pakistan Zindabad" sitting right next to Discord and μTorrent. This person's desktop organization is the real security vulnerability here.

Self Sabotage
AI Devops Programming
6 months ago 203.0K views 0 shares
Self Sabotage
Nothing quite like spending 60 hours a week coding your own obsolescence. The snake eating its tail is the perfect metaphor for us building AI tools that will eventually replace us. "Just one more automation script and I'll have more time to work on important things" – said right before automating yourself out of a job. It's like sawing off the branch you're sitting on, but with better version control.

We're Doomed: The AI Apprentice Becomes The Master
AI Algorithms Programming
6 months ago 223.4K views 0 shares
We're Doomed: The AI Apprentice Becomes The Master
The ultimate Frankenstein paradox of our field! Top panel: Software engineers lovingly training AI with Master Shifu-like wisdom. Bottom panel: That same AI returning as an absolute UNIT that makes us look like tiny panda cubs. Basically, we're building the digital equivalent of a monster truck and giving ourselves bicycle helmets for protection. The real kicker? We're still debugging our own spaghetti code while this thing is probably rewriting the universe in O(1) time complexity.