Scroll of truth Memes

Ah, the eternal tabs vs. spaces war claims another victim! After 15 years of searching for divine wisdom, our green adventurer finally discovers the "Scroll of Truth" only to immediately yeet it into the ocean when it declares tabs superior. The real comedy is that developers will fight to the death over 4 invisible characters while completely ignoring actual code quality. It's like arguing about the proper way to arrange deck chairs on the Titanic while your codebase is the actual iceberg.

OH. MY. GOD. The horrifying revelation we all face eventually! 😱 After 15 years of searching through the ancient ruins of corporate codebases, our brave explorer discovers the REAL reason those nightmare legacy systems continue to haunt us. Not because they're "mission-critical" or "too complex to replace" - but because NOBODY CARED ABOUT CODE QUALITY FOR TWO DECADES! And the final twist of the knife? Those same code criminals are STILL EMPLOYED THERE, probably getting promoted while newer devs sob into their keyboards trying to decipher their unholy spaghetti monstrosities. The audacity! The betrayal! The complete lack of documentation! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*