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The Tech Conspiracy Theorist In All Of Us

The Tech Conspiracy Theorist In All Of Us
OMG, the PARANOIA is REAL! 💸 That moment when your developer brain goes full conspiracy theorist because you JUST KNOW these companies are jacking up prices and conveniently scapegoating "AI algorithms" for their greed. You're sitting there, clutching your keyboard, SCREAMING internally because you understand enough about technology to be dangerous but not enough to write the exposé that brings down Big Tech's pricing schemes. The worst part? YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT but good luck explaining algorithmic price manipulation to the court system that still thinks the cloud is something in the sky! 🔍

Job Market Discussion In A Nutshell

Job Market Discussion In A Nutshell
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of tech layoffs in one perfect comic! 😭 Everyone's playing the blame game while the ACTUAL reason for tech unemployment (economic cycles and market uncertainty) gets you LITERALLY DEFENESTRATED from the building! The audacity! The drama! Meanwhile, AI and "foreigners" get all the blame because heaven forbid we acknowledge the boring truth that capitalism has ups and downs. No no, much easier to dramatically point fingers at the shiny new tech or people who don't look like us! The tech industry really said "We don't do nuance here, sweetie. Now fly out this window with your reasonable explanation!" ✈️💨

A Missed Deadline Is Always The Dev's Fault

A Missed Deadline Is Always The Dev's Fault
The classic corporate blame game in its natural habitat! The poor developer sits isolated in a tiny blue puddle while literally everyone else points accusatory fingers from their comfy yellow waters. Client wants features yesterday. Manager promised impossible timelines. PM failed to manage scope. VP needs to show quarterly progress. CTO wonders why "simple changes" take so long. QA found bugs you "should have caught." And CEO just points because... well, that's what executives do. Meanwhile, the dev's thinking: "I told you six months ago this deadline was unrealistic, but sure, let's pretend my warnings never happened."

The Evolution Of Git Blame

The Evolution Of Git Blame
Future managers surrounded by AI robots, desperately hunting down poor Devin who pushed that production bug? Welcome to the dystopian future where git blame has evolved beyond finding the commit author—it now deploys an army of robots to hunt you down. The irony is palpable. We've created AI sophisticated enough to replace workers, yet management still needs to find a human scapegoat. Some traditions never die, even in 2030. Pro tip: Always commit under your coworker's name when pushing questionable code. Future survival depends on it.