Rockstar games Memes

The Xbox Series S just had an existential crisis and received the most brutal answer possible. "What is my purpose?" it asks, only to learn it's merely a placeholder device for PC gamers waiting for Rockstar to finally port GTA 6. The gaming industry's dirty little secret: console exclusivity periods are just elaborate hostage situations for our wallets. That Xbox is going to sit there for what, 2-3 years minimum? Rockstar's porting schedule is like watching continental drift in real-time. At least the Switch had Zelda while we waited.

Console gamers celebrating GTA 6's May 2026 release while PC gamers just sit there with the thousand-yard stare. Rockstar's two-year PC delay is basically tradition at this point - like getting stabbed twice for the same crime. First they take your money, then they take your dignity when you inevitably buy it again for PC. The gaming industry's most profitable form of Stockholm syndrome.