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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Prod environment Memes

Posts tagged with Prod environment

Accidentally Tested In Prod

Testing Programming Devops Debugging Security
1 year ago 486.5K views 0 shares
Accidentally Tested In Prod
The AUDACITY of comparing your measly code oopsie to Rheinmetall's! ๐Ÿ’€ When you "accidentally" test in production, you might crash a website. When a LITERAL WEAPONS MANUFACTURER does it, they're "testing" missiles and tanks in actual combat zones! Your bug: "Oops, the button is blue instead of green!" Their bug: "THE ENTIRE VILLAGE IS GONE!" The contrast between Mr. Incredible's goofy smile and that terrifying black-and-white face is sending me to another dimension. Catastrophic deployment failures have never been so hilariously different!

Don't Shoot, I'm Your DBA! (Until You Ask For Proof)

Databases Security Devops Programming
1 year ago 473.8K views 1 shares
Don't Shoot, I'm Your DBA! (Until You Ask For Proof)
The eternal standoff between developers and DBAs in their natural habitat. When disaster strikes, suddenly everyone's a "DBA" until they're asked to prove it by showing who has those coveted production database credentials. Nothing exposes an impostor faster than asking them to actually fix something in prod. That moment when you realize your "database expertise" consists entirely of SELECT statements you copied from Stack Overflow... just accept your fate.

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Found it on my book

Found it on my book

Python
92.8K views 3 years ago
(not OC) this is what peak programmer setup looks like.

(not OC) this is what peak programmer setup looks like.

Programming
101.0K views 2 years ago