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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Prod environment Memes

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Don't Shoot, I'm Your DBA! (Until You Ask For Proof)

Databases Programming Security Devops
22 days ago 87.6K views 0 shares
Don't Shoot, I'm Your DBA! (Until You Ask For Proof)
The eternal standoff between developers and DBAs in their natural habitat. When disaster strikes, suddenly everyone's a "DBA" until they're asked to prove it by showing who has those coveted production database credentials. Nothing exposes an impostor faster than asking them to actually fix something in prod. That moment when you realize your "database expertise" consists entirely of SELECT statements you copied from Stack Overflow... just accept your fate.

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