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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
Prod environment Memes
Posts tagged with Prod environment
Accidentally Tested In Prod
Testing
Programming
Devops
Debugging
Security
1 year ago
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The AUDACITY of comparing your measly code oopsie to Rheinmetall's! ๐ When you "accidentally" test in production, you might crash a website. When a LITERAL WEAPONS MANUFACTURER does it, they're "testing" missiles and tanks in actual combat zones! Your bug: "Oops, the button is blue instead of green!" Their bug: "THE ENTIRE VILLAGE IS GONE!" The contrast between Mr. Incredible's goofy smile and that terrifying black-and-white face is sending me to another dimension. Catastrophic deployment failures have never been so hilariously different!
Don't Shoot, I'm Your DBA! (Until You Ask For Proof)
Databases
Security
Devops
Programming
1 year ago
473.8K views
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The eternal standoff between developers and DBAs in their natural habitat. When disaster strikes, suddenly everyone's a "DBA" until they're asked to prove it by showing who has those coveted production database credentials. Nothing exposes an impostor faster than asking them to actually fix something in prod. That moment when you realize your "database expertise" consists entirely of SELECT statements you copied from Stack Overflow... just accept your fate.
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