pagerduty Memes

Software engineers really out here romanticizing 20-hour ER shifts like they're not already having mental breakdowns over a 3am PagerDuty alert about a non-critical service being 0.2% slower than usual. The delusion is strong with this one. Yeah buddy, you'd be thriving in medicine, saving lives left and right—meanwhile you can't even handle your boss asking you to show up to the office twice a week without entering full existential crisis mode. The man is literally crying while holding a baby, which is exactly how devs react when asked to attend a second standup meeting. Plot twist: The grass isn't greener on the other side. It's just a different shade of "why did I choose a career where people can wake me up at 3am?" At least in tech, the patients are servers and they can't sue you for malpractice when you try turning them off and on again.