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What If Someone Got One From HP
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26 days ago 141.1K views 0 shares
What If Someone Got One From HP
Oh, the corporate laptop as a job security oracle! 🔮 Dell = 3 strikes policy. Classic corporate America with its rigid HR policies. "Did you try rebooting your career?" MacBook = startup life in a nutshell. Your job security is directly proportional to the VC's bank account. Hope those ping pong tables were worth it! Lenovo ThinkPad = government job stability. The laptop that survives nuclear blasts and the employee who survives every round of layoffs. Both equally indestructible. And if HP had made the list? Probably "Your printer will jam before your career does."

Linux Is Bugged Af Totally Unusable! Meanwhile, The Linux They Use:
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2 months ago 114.5K views 0 shares
Linux Is Bugged Af Totally Unusable! Meanwhile, The Linux They Use:
OMG, the AUDACITY of these Linux haters! 💅 They're out here screaming "Linux is unusable garbage!" while running Ubuntu on a prehistoric Lenovo laptop with a resolution straight from the Jurassic era (640x480)! HONEY, that's not a Linux problem, that's a "your computer belongs in a museum" problem! It's like complaining your Ferrari is slow when you've filled the tank with maple syrup instead of gas! The Linux OS is THRIVING despite being forced to run on hardware that Windows would literally have a nervous breakdown on! This is not a bug - this is a MIRACLE of engineering!

Laptop BIOS Setup Key
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3 months ago 176.9K views 0 shares
Laptop BIOS Setup Key
The eternal laptop BIOS key guessing game—where every manufacturer picks a different magic button combination just to watch us suffer. Dell uses F2, HP prefers F10, Lenovo loves F1, and ASUS goes with Delete. Then there's that one guy suggesting "just use DEL" like we're all using the same hardware from 1998. Nothing says "standardization" like frantically mashing every F-key while your laptop boots. It's basically percussion practice for desperate sysadmins.