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Hypervisors Are Pretty Disloyal
Devops Security Windows Linux Backend
8 days ago 248.6K views 0 shares
Hypervisors Are Pretty Disloyal
Your hypervisor is out here playing the field like it's running a whole datacenter behind your back. You think you're special with your little VM setup, but nah—that hypervisor is simultaneously sweet-talking Windows Server 2019, Windows 11, and Kali Linux all at the same time. Talk about commitment issues. That's literally the job description though: running multiple operating systems concurrently while making each one think it's got exclusive access to the hardware. The ultimate player in the virtualization game, and we're all just VMs in its harem.

The Ever-Expanding Definition Of Full Stack
Webdev React Programming Linux Frontend
5 months ago 281.6K views 0 shares
The Ever-Expanding Definition Of Full Stack
The definition of "full stack" gets more diluted each year. Kid knows HTML, CSS, is dabbling in React tutorials, and installed Kali Linux once because a YouTube video told him it's what hackers use. Meanwhile, actual full stack devs with 10 years experience are getting rejected because they don't have 5 years experience in a framework that's 3 years old. The wide-eyed cat perfectly captures the industry veterans' reaction when they see these GitHub profiles claiming "full stack mastery" next to "active on r/vbecoding" in the same breath.

The Two Types Of Gen Z CS-Majors
Programming Security Kubernetes Linux
8 months ago 270.6K views 0 shares
The Two Types Of Gen Z CS-Majors
The dual-species taxonomy of Gen Z developers has been documented with scientific precision here. On the left, we have the Hackerman Cosplayer - running Kali Linux purely for aesthetic, posting terminal screenshots at 2:58 AM like they're dropping a mixtape, and claiming they could hack NASA with a toaster while struggling to deploy a basic API. They've got a ProtonMail account that's never received a single sensitive email and a collection of AI waifus that would make a neural network blush. On the right, we have the Career-First Minimalist - a blank terminal that's opened exactly once per quarter, a LinkedIn profile that's as barren as their passion for coding, and a copy of "Cracking the Coding Interview" that's still in mint condition. They know Kubernetes exists but would rather discuss their 401k strategy. Their meetings are just daydreaming sessions with screen sharing. The beautiful irony? Both types are getting hired anyway because the job market is desperate for anyone who can spell "JavaScript" correctly.