Being the family tech support is like being cursed with knowledge nobody asked for. Your aunt's laptop got "hacked" (she clicked on a Facebook ad), and suddenly you're the prime suspect because you're "good with computers." Never mind that knowing what an IP address is doesn't make you a cybersecurity expert—you're basically the digital scapegoat now. The real kicker? They expect you to fix it for free while simultaneously blaming you for everything that goes wrong. "You touched my computer last year, so this virus is definitely your fault." Meanwhile, you're just trying to enjoy Thanksgiving without explaining why their printer won't connect to the WiFi for the 47th time. Pro tip: Next family gathering, just say you're a "frontend developer" and watch their eyes glaze over. They'll leave you alone faster than you can say "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"