Hdmi Memes

When tech enthusiasts insist you switch to DisplayPort for that extra 3.7% performance boost you'll never notice, but your entire setup is already wired with HDMI cables that work perfectly fine. It's like being lectured by the audiophile who can "definitely hear the difference" in their $500 cables while you just want to play Minecraft without rewiring your entire apartment. Yes, DisplayPort might support higher refresh rates and resolutions in certain scenarios, but for 99% of us, HDMI's got what we crave - convenience and cables we already own.

Ah yes, the infamous "fourth USB port that requires quantum physics to insert correctly." Some diabolical hardware engineer decided three normal USB ports wasn't enough torture and added that sideways HDMI port just to watch the world burn. It's the tech equivalent of putting a fake electrical outlet at the airport. That special kind of evil that makes you try to plug in your USB cable 17 times before realizing you're attempting to jam it into what is clearly NOT a USB port. Whoever designed this deserves to spend eternity trying to plug a USB-A cable in correctly on the first try.