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Am I The Only One
Hardware Gamedev
2 days ago 252.3K views 0 shares
Am I The Only One
You know that Steam Controller gathering dust in your closet? The one you swore would revolutionize your gaming experience but now serves as a monument to your poor purchasing decisions? Yeah, turns out it's literally BURIED and FORGOTTEN like some ancient relic nobody wants to excavate. Meanwhile, the gaming world has moved on, evolved, thrived... and your Steam Controller is six feet under with people casually chatting about it like "Oh yeah, that thing existed." The absolute DISRESPECT. RIP to the controller that tried to be different and ended up being the tech equivalent of a forgotten MySpace account.

Java Vs Jython Or Python
Java Programming Python
2 months ago 293.6K views 0 shares
Java Vs Jython Or Python
The eternal triangle of programming language drama, except one side is literally just a hybrid nobody asked for. Java and Python are out here living their best lives with massive communities and endless job postings, while Jython is sitting in the corner like "remember me? I let you run Python on the JVM!" Jython is that awkward middle child trying to bridge Java and Python together, combining the "write once, debug everywhere" philosophy of Java with Python's syntax. The problem? It's stuck on Python 2.7 (yes, you read that right), making it about as relevant as a floppy disk drive in 2024. The real kicker is how everyone's fighting over Java vs Python while Jython is desperately waving its hands like "I'm both! Love me!" Spoiler alert: nobody does. When you want Java's performance, you use Java. When you want Python's simplicity, you use Python. When you want both? You probably just use microservices and call it a day.

The Forgotten Heir To The C++ Throne
C++ Rust Golang Programming
8 months ago 500.1K views 0 shares
The Forgotten Heir To The C++ Throne
The programming language family drama continues! Here we have D (the forgotten language with the red logo) watching as the cool kids C, Go, and Rust hang out at the programming party. Poor D is literally wearing a party hat but nobody remembers it was supposed to be C++'s successor before all these trendy new languages showed up. D actually had garbage collection and modern features before it was cool, but now it's like that uncle who keeps saying "I invented that!" while everyone awkwardly sips their coffee. Meanwhile, Go is getting all the cloud jobs, Rust is being crowned for memory safety, and C just keeps trucking along like the immortal language it is.