Dlc Memes

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of game companies charging us for content that should've been included from day one! This brave soul is out here fighting the good fight with his "Change My Mind" sign while sipping coffee like some kind of revolutionary hero! 💅 It's the digital equivalent of buying a sandwich and then having to pay extra for each slice of bread! THE HORROR! Next they'll be charging us for the pause button! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

BETHESDA STUDIOS, I'M BEGGING YOU! Stop re-releasing Skyrim and give us a new Elder Scrolls already! The audacity of rejecting a new game (TES VI) to instead milk every last septim out of Skyrim (14 years old) and now they're digging up MORROWIND (20 years old)!? I've bought Skyrim on more platforms than I've had relationships! At this point, Todd Howard could sell me a sweet roll in real life and I'd probably buy that too. THE HORSE ARMOR WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE MADNESS!