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Strange How Every Literal Idea For Stop Killing Games Is Apparently Impossible

Strange How Every Literal Idea For Stop Killing Games Is Apparently Impossible
The classic game dev paradox in its natural habitat! Players beg for solutions to stop game-killing practices, and devs respond with the corporate equivalent of Tom's shrug. "Sure, we could stop the microtransactions, predatory monetization, and rushed releases... but have you considered buying our new $19.99 'Listening To Feedback' DLC instead?" The best part is when they eventually implement those "impossible" ideas after the community backlash reaches nuclear levels. Nothing motivates creative problem-solving like watching your stock price plummet!

Remakes Should Include Original As Add-On/DLC For Free

Remakes Should Include Original As Add-On/DLC For Free
Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of game companies charging us for content that should've been included from day one! This brave soul is out here fighting the good fight with his "Change My Mind" sign while sipping coffee like some kind of revolutionary hero! 💅 It's the digital equivalent of buying a sandwich and then having to pay extra for each slice of bread! THE HORROR! Next they'll be charging us for the pause button! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

I Bought The Horse Armor Deluxe Edition Btw

I Bought The Horse Armor Deluxe Edition Btw
BETHESDA STUDIOS, I'M BEGGING YOU! Stop re-releasing Skyrim and give us a new Elder Scrolls already! The audacity of rejecting a new game (TES VI) to instead milk every last septim out of Skyrim (14 years old) and now they're digging up MORROWIND (20 years old)!? I've bought Skyrim on more platforms than I've had relationships! At this point, Todd Howard could sell me a sweet roll in real life and I'd probably buy that too. THE HORSE ARMOR WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE MADNESS!