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Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates

Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates | coding-memes, developer-memes, php-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, unix-memes, server-memes, c++-memes, jquery-memes, mysql-memes, react-memes, sql-memes, asp.net-memes, .net-memes, sql server-memes, swift-memes, django-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, laravel-memes, windows-memes, mongodb-memes, bash-memes, macos-memes, scala-memes, matlab-memes, api-memes, apache-memes, sqlite-memes, linq-memes, express-memes, symfony-memes, date-memes, kotlin-memes, oop-memes, spring mvc-memes, ubuntu-memes, delphi-memes, flask-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, vue-memes, meteor-memes, query-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, bot-memes, zend-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content It savs here that vou have 18 vears of exerience and have fantastic references, and that you have designed and develobed four rulv reatured broiects that were successfully deployed and generated tens of millions of dollars, you have lead multiple teams, and that you have extensive experience in everything we are looking for - except I don't see React.js here. Have you ever used React? Only for personal projects. It's really just a simple Ul tramework and I am very familiar with it thoug Go fuck yourself! You don't have any professional experience, but it looks like you went to a 3-month coding boot camp. Did they cover React.js? You're hired! Oh veah. I've heard that word before! After that boot camp now I can say I'm an expert in React, C, C, Delphi, Diango, Rust, MongoDB, MS SQL Server, Flask, Express.is, Vue.js, Laravel, Angular, Web2Py, FastAPI, Meteor, Bottle, JQuery, Angular, Symfony, Svelte, Jam.py, ASP.NET, Apache, Sails, spring MVC, Zend, YI, Cake, Moo, Python, Kotlin, R. PHP, Go, Swift, VB, MATLAB, Scheme, Racket, Cloiure, Lisp, COBOL, Alice, AWK, Bash, Clean, Cecil, CoffeeScript, Cybil, Kodu, Ladder, Logtalk, JADE, J, Maude, LINQ, Modula, Octave, Orwell, Nemerie, Zeno, X10, WebASM, Umple, TAL, TCL, Scala, Sed, Strand, SBL, Turing, ROOP, QPL, PROMAL, Orc, Oriel, Nu, NPL, MVstic, Mutan, Mercury, Mesa, MOO, ASM, PostaressOL MySQL, SQLite, InterBase, Advantage, Ingres, Raima, FileMakerPro, Access, H2, Firebird, Windows, Unix, Android, macos, Linux, Centos, Ubuntu, OpenS ProDOS, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph. COCKSOFT INC. Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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Java concatenated with script gives JavaScript.

Java concatenated with script gives JavaScript. | programmer-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, program-memes, delphi-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Nshimiyimana Delphin 1 am Programmer,I have no life. Apr 10, 2019 at 01:06 What is the difference between java and java script? 089 252 03 252 190 4 Krishna Keshari Basnet They are like Car and Carpet ProdrammerHumor.io

My CS professor told us to print something when our program receives the SIGUSR1 signal. He didn’t tell us what to print. ;)

My CS professor told us to print something when our program receives the SIGUSR1 signal. He didn’t tell us what to print. ;) | program-memes, class-memes, delphi-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content COLE Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sat on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air On the playground Is where a'spent nost of my day? chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin'trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it" First class, yo this is bad Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like? Hmmm, this might be all right I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or g And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air PID: 23110 Current Time: Tue May 8 20:43:27 2018 SIGINT received. NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE BEEN GRACED WITH BEL-AIR: 4 Exiting now

Carp Script

CarpScript | programmer-memes, java-memes, program-memes, delphi-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Nshimiyimana Delphin I am Programmer, I have no life. Apr 10, 2019 at 01:06 What is the difference between java and java script? 089 252 03 252 190 4 Krishana Keshari Basnet They are like Car and Carpet

Carp Script

CarpScript | programmer-memes, java-memes, program-memes, delphi-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Nshimiyimana Delphin I am Programmer, I have no life. Apr 10, 2019 at 01:06 What is the difference between java and java script? 089 252 03 252 190 4 Krishana Keshari Basnet They are like Car and Carpet