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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Coding romance Memes

Posts tagged with Coding romance

Git Commit To Love

Git Programming Devops Webdev
7 months ago 513.7K views 0 shares
Git Commit To Love
The only place where "conflict resolution" leads to marriage. Guy meets his wife in a GitHub issue thread—probably while they were viciously arguing over tabs vs. spaces or why someone's PR was "absolute garbage." Then the punchline hits: "glad you found a girl who could commit" and "Glad you two merged" followed by "I'll see myself out." It's beautiful, really. From heated technical debates to holy matrimony. And they say romance is dead? Clearly they haven't experienced the raw passion of a 47-comment thread about missing semicolons.

Trying To Be Cute But We're Both Programmers

Programming Javascript Java Python Typescript
10 months ago 358.0K views 0 shares
Trying To Be Cute But We're Both Programmers
What happens when flirting collides with programming logic. The blue texter drops a "ternary operation" joke about what appears to be a picture, and suddenly they're both speaking the sacred language of code nerds. For the uninitiated, a ternary operation is a conditional expression that takes the form condition ? value_if_true : value_if_false — which explains why they're both typing "really ? 😢 : [some emoji]" afterward. Nothing says romance like finding someone who gets your obscure syntax jokes and responds with matching code format. These two deserve each other in the most beautiful, nerdy way possible.

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