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Wdym

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16 days ago 428.4K views 0 shares

Wdym

Oh honey, the AUDACITY of people who think they can just recreate Spotify in 7 minutes because "coding is easy" and then have the NERVE to question why anyone would waste years getting a Computer Science degree. Like, sweetie, one SQL injection later and your entire "Spotify clone" is serving malware with a side of exposed user passwords. The creator's response? Just a casual "Wdym" (what do you mean) - the most devastating two-word murder in programming history. Because nothing says "I have no idea what I'm doing" quite like thinking you can speedrun a multi-billion dollar streaming platform while completely ignoring little things like... oh I don't know... SECURITY? The delusion is ASTRONOMICAL.

The Brutal Reality Of Learning To Code

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5 months ago 329.5K views 0 shares

The Brutal Reality Of Learning To Code

Behold the journey of a coding newbie! Top panel: confidently approaching programming languages like "I'm gonna master ALL of these!" Bottom panel: absolute existential dread upon discovering arrays. Nothing humbles a fresh developer quite like realizing that the simple concept of "just store some values together" comes with indexing, methods, mutability issues, and the classic off-by-one errors that will haunt your dreams forever. The transition from "I can code anything!" to "Why is my array returning undefined?" happens faster than a JavaScript runtime error.