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The Scariest Programmers

The Scariest Programmers
The programming paradigm hierarchy in its natural habitat! Data-oriented folks stand tall and proud at the top of the food chain. Object-oriented programmers cling desperately to the middle ground, while those return-oriented programmers... well, they're basically just lurking in the shadows waiting to exploit buffer overflows and hijack execution flow. The secret fourth paradigm not pictured: functional programmers who are too busy explaining monads to fit in the frame.

Nobody Knows Monkey C

Nobody Knows Monkey C
JavaScript gets all the love while C, Java, Rust, and others gang up on poor PHP. Then in the shadows, we find the true outcasts: another PHP developer and the mythical Monkey C programmer, sweating nervously because nobody even remembers they exist. The programming language hierarchy in one comic! JavaScript strutting around like it owns the web (it kinda does), while PHP gets bullied despite powering like 80% of the internet. And Monkey C? That's the language you put on your resume when you're hoping the interviewer is too embarrassed to admit they've never heard of it.

We Are HTML Developers

We Are HTML Developers
The food chain of programming languages in one perfect image. HTML swimming around thinking it's a big predator like Python, Java, JavaScript, and PHP, when really it's just a school of tiny fish pretending to be a shark. Classic Dunning-Kruger effect in code form – the markup language with the least actual programming capability somehow convinced itself it belongs with the apex predators. Sure buddy, you keep "developing" those static pages while the real languages handle the heavy lifting.