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They Do It On Purpose
Frontend Android Ios Programming Debugging
13 days ago 118.1K views 1 shares
They Do It On Purpose
The eternal disconnect between developer expectations and user reality! The phone is asking for a fingerprint scan with the instruction "Hold your finger," but instead of using their fingertip like a normal human, the user is pressing their entire thumb sideways against the screen. This is why we need 75-page user manuals for features that should be self-explanatory. No matter how "intuitive" you think your UI is, somewhere out there is a user trying to scan their elbow because the instructions weren't specific enough. Pro tip: Always assume your users will interpret your UI in the most creative and incorrect way possible. It's not a bug, it's a feature of human creativity!

Two-Factor Authentication
Security Networking Programming
3 months ago 226.2K views 2 shares
Two-Factor Authentication
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute GENIUS of this! Two dogs sniffing each other's butts to confirm identity is LITERALLY two-factor authentication in the animal kingdom! First they look at each other (something you know), then they verify with the unmistakable butt-sniff (something you are)! And the white dog shouting "HEY, PHIL!" is the final confirmation that authentication is complete! I'm DYING at how perfectly this captures the essence of cybersecurity protocols with dogs just doing what dogs do best - invading personal space in the name of security! 💀

Your Design Is Simple And Intuitive
Frontend Android Ios Programming Testing
6 months ago 189.3K views 1 shares
Your Design Is Simple And Intuitive
Spent 6 weeks perfecting that "simple and intuitive" fingerprint scanner, only for users to try scanning with their knuckles. No matter how foolproof you think your UI is, someone will always find a way to use it wrong. It's like building a door with a giant "PUSH" sign, and watching people pull it anyway. The gap between designer intention and user reality is where dreams go to die.