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Australia Thinks GitHub Is As Risky For Kids As TikTok

Australia Thinks GitHub Is As Risky For Kids As TikTok
Ah yes, because nothing says "dangerous content for children" quite like merge conflicts and dependency hell. Australian lawmakers apparently think kids are out there getting radicalized by pull requests and forking repos. Next they'll classify Stack Overflow as a gateway drug and ban semicolons as harmful punctuation.

They Must Have Mixed It Up With Another Hub

They Must Have Mixed It Up With Another Hub
Ah yes, Australia's brilliant tech literacy strikes again! Apparently, the dangerous code repositories where developers store their work are just as threatening to children as dance videos and lip-syncing. Someone clearly confused "pushing to master" with some other kind of content. Next up: Stack Overflow to be rated 18+ because all those rejected code snippets might cause emotional damage. The date being 2025 is the cherry on top. At least we have 8 months to prepare for this groundbreaking legislation from people who probably think "git pull" is something you do at a pub.

Lol From Aussie I Tdude

Lol From Aussie I Tdude
The joke operates on a brilliant double pun that connects networking terminology with Australian slang! "LAN down under" is both a reference to Australia (known as "down under") and Local Area Networks (LANs) in IT. Then the punchline delivers with "mega byte sandwich" - playing on both data measurement units and the idea of taking a huge bite of food. It's basically dad-joke level networking humor that would make any IT professional groan while secretly updating their joke database.