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The Mechanical Keyboard Death Spiral
Hardware
1 month ago 56.5K views 0 shares
The Mechanical Keyboard Death Spiral
Buy a new mechanical keyboard and suddenly TikTok's algorithm knows you've joined the cult. Next thing you know, you're sitting in a coffin surrounded by keyboard enthusiasts asking about your switch preferences while your bank account is already dead and buried. The real RIP is your wallet after you discover keycap group buys.

When Programmers Say Sorry
Java Algorithms Programming
1 month ago 86.8K views 0 shares
When Programmers Say Sorry
When someone tells you to apologize 1000 times, most people would groan and give up. But programmers? They just write a loop for that. This dev took the instruction to "Say it 1000 times" quite literally by crafting a Java program with a for loop that prints "Sorry babu" exactly 1000 times. Why waste your breath when you can automate your remorse? Efficiency at its finest—relationship problems solved with a runtime of O(n)!

Binary Tree Fashion Crisis
Algorithms Math Programming
1 month ago 151.8K views 0 shares
Binary Tree Fashion Crisis
The existential fashion crisis no data structure ever asked for! On the left, we have pants for each branch—practically a denim multiverse with every node getting its own pant leg. On the right, one massive pair that's basically a blue tarp with leg holes. This is peak computer science philosophy—we're literally debating how an abstract concept would wear clothing. Next up: should linked lists wear belts or suspenders? And do hash tables prefer bucket hats?

The Infinite Loop Trap
Programming Algorithms Python Debugging
2 months ago 121.8K views 0 shares
The Infinite Loop Trap
OH. MY. GOD. The most diabolical infinite loop known to mankind! This sticky note is basically the real-world implementation of while True: print("I'll be back in 5 mins") and I am DYING! 😂 It's the recursion that never ends! That poor soul waiting for their colleague to return might as well settle in for eternity. The sheer AUDACITY of creating a physical infinite loop without a break statement should be illegal in at least 17 countries! And the worst part? There's no exception handling for human patience. Your options are either wait forever or realize you've been absolutely bamboozled by the oldest trick in the programmer's book of practical jokes.

How Random Is This
Security Algorithms Math Programming
2 months ago 148.8K views 0 shares
How Random Is This
When your random number generator is feeling extra lazy! 😂 The OTP "000000" is like that one student who writes "AAAAAA" on a multiple-choice test hoping for a 20% success rate. Security experts are having heart attacks right now! This is basically the equivalent of setting your password to "password" and then wondering why someone hacked your account. Random number generators had ONE job... and this one decided to take a coffee break! ☕