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Content My brain after a good dream git reset -hard HEAD My brain after a bad dream git add. git commit -m "scary dream" git push

Content "SO, WHERE DiD YoU TWO MEET?" AT THE OFFiCE (AT STARBUCKS GiTHUB WiNDOWS USERS MAC USERS LiNUX USERS i fixed this meme

Content having many open windows across mltiple monitors scrolling up and down through your code as if looking for something randomly spamming ed and Is on a terminal sudo apt-get install literally anything htop

The PHP installation process from the official website is basically a dark ritual requiring blood sacrifice and ancient incantations. Meanwhile, PPA Ondrej is the unsung hero who created a repository where you can just type apt-get install and get on with your life instead of deciphering cryptic documentation that seems deliberately written to make you question your career choices. The contrast between the official way and the "thank god someone fixed this" way perfectly captures the everyday pain of dev tooling that should be simple but never is.

Content Junior: what's wrong with goto command? goto command:

Content when J clicked mov eax XOr ebx ebx int 080