Mfa Your Kidneys Fam

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timothy faust crulge 4h My friend kidney recipient is doing very well, but noticed she was going to the bathroom at night a lot. She asked her doctors, and it turns out her new kidney is still operating on my schedule. How does that even work????? Bio-memory???? 974 17 413 15.4K 540K 1 Jaap Stronks iaapstronks You gotta log in to your other kidney and click the 'log out on all other devices" button it's under profile (top right) - settings - security and activate two factor authentication while vou're at it

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