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[text] STOP DOING GITHUB PROGRAMS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE SECRET CLUBS. e YEARS OF DOUBLECLICK RUN yet NO REALWORLD USE FOUND for sharing code. e Wanted to share text anyway for a laugh We had a tool for that it was called PDF FILES e Yes please give me a .py file. Please open a PULL REQUEST for me. Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what Developers have been demanding for your Respect for all this time with commits that make as much sense as hieroglyphics This is REAL coding done by REAL developers 227 Hello would like a fork to execute please They have played us for absolute fools

Content Been an Agile Coach for almost 7 years and my boss decided I should become a secretary He's an enterprise agile coach, I'm just an agile coach, I have more experience that him on field. He sat with the tribe leaders who after 2 years don't understand what an agile coach does and they defined without me a work plan, today the leaders told me that the work plan is Adjusting a crappy excel they use for keeping the backlog and the OKs even when there are digital tools for that, schedule all their meetings and check that the "right" people are in them, one of the leaders even wants me to "automate" some mails they have to send when they are dealing with capacity because it's too much work. I'm baffled to say the least and I'm going to talk to him, obviously this is not how the role is defined in the organization and not what I'm supposed to do. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YOU DO HERE? mdalmijn.com

Content Java Developer Aclat, Incorporated Posted: Sep 29, 2014 DIVISION IT APPROXIMATE 40 Hrsweek HOURS PER WEEK COMPENSATION Paid TYPE DURATION 6 Months QUALIFICATIONS Any Degree DESCRIPTION JavaScript, also known as Java for short, is a scripting language that allows interactivity on websites. For instance, Java allows users to see different images Employer Profile based on where they scroll or click their mouse on the site. Java developers are the experts who work closely with team members, end-users and vendors to test and create websites that are easy to navigate for web visitors. Java developers are responsible for programming JavaScript on commercial websites to create moving images, drop-down menus, animation and different sounds and music. These professionals also work closely with JavaScript to enable security settings that validate users and process business transactions. Java developers frequently communicate with their management team and end -users to ensure that the scripting language addresses user and business requirements, improves website functionality, and enhances the overall design and usability of the site. Other duties for java developers include gathering and documenting user requirements, analyzing data and conducting unit and quality assurance testing. Java developers should be highly analytical and technologically savvy, with strong problem-solving skills. Employers prefer candidates who have expertise with JavaScript development, as well as experience working with HTML, JSP, EJB, Eclipse and Microsoft SQL Server. Candidates should also have a proficiency in Microsoft Excel and Microsoft Viseo. The ability to pay close attention to detail, develop creative solutions for complex and abstract problems and concentrate for

Content Anonymous 030713(Thu)15:27 No. 32091513 Replies: 232092610 32092927 32091493 Regexing with several editors: acme: Oh, I want to execute a regular expression on my text here. Here I go. I take my mouse hand off my keys. move my mouse hand to my mouse grip the mouse with my mouse hand I move the mouse to the tag strip on top of the editing buffer click the tag strip I release the mouse move my mouse hand to the keys I write the regex I take my mouse hand off the keys I move my mouse hand to my mouse grip the mouse and press da butans drag the mouse over the regex to highlight it I release da butans I watch as my regex hopefully does what it needs to do on the first try. move the mouse to the editing buffer to continue inputting text I release the mouse move my mouse hand to the keys FINALLY start typing again. Emacs: press both foot pedals press meta shift control sysrg play the moonlight sonata on the two extra leopards while requesting Regex-Mode with the headstick hit the electric cymbals strapped under my arm and while putting the shift-stick I have gripped tightly with my sphincter into turbo mode signal my two assistants to turn their keys in unison, NOW! input the regex release all keys and watch as emacs gracefully rearranges the text vIm: escape or equivalent :sfoobarg enter continue editing

Content ROB! YOU USE UNIX! COME QUICK! TO DISARM THE BOMB, SIMPLY ENTER A VALID tar COMMAND ON YOUR FIRST TRY. NO GOOGLING. YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS. ...ROB? IM SO SORRY.

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