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Content java Developer Aclat, Incorporated Posted: Sep 29, 2014 DIVISION IT APPROXIMATE HOURS PER WEEK 40 Hrsweek COMPENSATION Paid TYPE DURATION 6 Months QUALIFICATIONS Any Degree DESCRIPTION JavaScript, also known as Java for short, is a scripting Tanguage that allows interactivity on websites. For instance, Java allows users to see different images Employer Profile based on where they scroll or click their mouse on the site. Java developers are the experts who work closely with team members, end-users and vendors to test and create websites that are easy to navigate for web visitors. Java developers are responsible for programming JavaScript on commercial websites to create moving images, drop-down menus, animation and different sounds and music. These professionals also work closely with JavaScript to enable security settings that validate users and process business transactions. Java developers frequently communicate with their management team and end-users to ensure that the scripting language addresses user and business requirements, improves website functionality, and enhances the overall design and usability of the site. Other duties for java developers include gathering and documenting user requirements, analyzing data and conducting unit and quality assurance testing. Java developers should be highly analytical and technologically savvy, with strong problem-solving skills. Employers prefer candidates who have expertise with JavaScript development, as well as experience working with HTML, JSP, EJB, Eclipse and Microsoft SQL Server. Candidates should also have a proficiency in Microsoft Excel and Microsoft Viseo. The ability to pay close attention to detail, develop creative solutions for complex and abstract problems and concentrate for

Content Select feed view: Most relevant first Kyle Simpson (HeHim) Following Fighting for the people behind the pixels 1d Edited ( My job search so far: filtered out a few dozen unsuitable opportunities (location, pay level, job duties, etc 2 companies haven't responded at all after application, for over a week 1 company said the role had already been filled 1 company declined to interview me at all 1 company had me go through an outsourced technical screen (coding basic JS) then said that I didn't do well enough on that for them to move forward. Apparently I still "don't know JS". So yeah, guess you could say things are going great. X 6 1,930 210 comments 89 reposts Like E Comment Cj Repost Send

The eternal battle of development environments! On the left, we have sleek iPads representing modern Apple hardware—thin, light, beautiful, and probably costs more than your monthly rent. On the right? A battle-hardened ThinkPad running Linux with terminal windows that look like they're decrypting the Matrix. Plot twist: that ancient ThinkPad has survived three coffee spills, two office moves, and can compile kernel code while the iPad is still trying to figure out if it's a computer or a really expensive cutting board. The real punchline? That 10-year-old ThinkPad with its mechanical keyboard and enough ports to connect to NASA is probably the one actually shipping production code. Those stickers aren't decoration—they're battle scars!

The ultimate Linux developer trap - a wheel that actually works. The sheer psychological torture of putting a Linux dev in a room with functioning technology and telling them not to rebuild it from scratch. It's like putting a cat in front of a laser pointer and saying "just ignore it." Impossible! Every Linux enthusiast's DNA contains the uncontrollable urge to compile their own custom wheel with 47 command-line options, three different init systems, and a config file that requires a PhD to understand.

Content my linkedin profile R, python, javascript, shiny, dplyr, purrr, ditto, ggplot, d3, canvas, spark, sawk, pyspark, sparkly, lodash, lazy, bootstrap, jupyter, vulpix, git, flask, numpy, pandas, feebas, scikit, pm, bayes, h2o.ai, sparkling-water, tensorflow, keras, onyx, ekans, hadoop, scala, unity, metapod, g, clic, krebase, neo4j, hadoop. I typically ask recruiters to point out which of these are pokemon.