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Content Randolph West S randolphwest "nginx" is pronounced "Engine-X" "PostgreSQL" is pronounced "Post- gres" "MySQL" is pronounced "My-S-Q-L" "SQL Server" is pronounced "Sequel Server" "Kubernetes" is pronounced "Koober-netties" "SAP" is pronounced "S-A-p" "Oracle" is pronounced "Fetch the chequebook" 9:41 PM 4220 Twitter for Mac 1,868 Retweets 6,303 Likes 17 Proar

Content I Am Devloper lamdevloper v Following I've been using Vim for about 2 years now, mostly because I can't figure out how to exit it. Reply 47 Retweet Favorite More RETWEETS FAVORITES 4,846 2,105 4:56 AM - 18 Feb 2014

Content 9:06 M 00 G Front Desk a Q: I'm on my way 8:24 PM Good news! I've created a script that automatically sends a notification that the checks have arrived at the hotel. Just double click the script and don't touch anything for 30 seconds and it'll let me know when the checks have arrived and I'II let the group chat know about it. That's dumb. All you need to do is just call the hotel or text someone there's no need for all the unnecessary shit. It's two clicks. It's literally easier and faster. Honestly I don't care. I'm never going to use it. Ima still call or text whoever's working. Mine goes directly to my account so I don't need to be checking 32 min Text message ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Yeah, I know how to quit vim Okay, then say one way to quit it instagram.comcoderhumor Power off the computer? That's on me, I set the bar too low.