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Content G Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hil 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksiell! pp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

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Oh my goodness! Some mad genius actually used CSS to fix their hotel room's awkwardly placed air conditioner! 😂 They literally applied margin-left: -25px; to push it away from the TV! When they say "CSS can position anything," they weren't kidding! This is what happens when frontend developers go on vacation but can't turn off their coding brain. The struggle is REAL - when all you have is a CSS hammer, everything looks like a div that needs positioning!

The bell curve of RAM usage wisdom. At both extremes, we have the enlightened ones who brazenly keep 19 browser tabs open, living their best digital lives. Meanwhile, the average user in the middle is having an existential crisis about memory management. Chrome's appetite for RAM is legendary. Those 19 tabs aren't just tabs—they're tiny memory vampires. But the true galaxy brains know that unused RAM is wasted RAM. Your computer isn't going to thank you for saving resources it was built to use.

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