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The evolution of "vibe coding" is hilariously captured here! The top shows modern vibe coding with trendy tools: starting with Astro (that sunburst logo), moving to Bun (the orange squares), and finally to Svelte (the sleek green wave). Meanwhile, the bottom panel shows the OG vibe coding: outsourcing to India with those global connection lines. Basically, your hipster friend bragging about their tech stack is just reinventing what companies figured out 20 years ago—except instead of "leveraging global talent," they're installing npm packages while sipping oat milk lattes. The circle of dev life continues!

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The evolution of "Hello World" across programming languages is the perfect developer origin story: Python: print("Hello World") - Clean, simple, gets straight to the point. C++: printf("Hello World\n"); - Adds a semicolon because apparently periods weren't formal enough. Java: System.out.println("Hello World"); - Why use 5 characters when 21 will suffice? Corporate verbosity at its finest. JavaScript: npm install hello-world - Why write code when you can import someone else's? Modern problems require modern dependencies. And this, friends, is why your node_modules folder is larger than the known universe.

Content They say companies use JavaScript frameworks for cutting-edge features and speed But really, they just enjoy rewriting the app every two years

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