JavaScript's Equality: Where Logic Goes To Die

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JavaScript's Equality: Where Logic Goes To Die

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JavaScript's equality operators are the absolute NIGHTMARE FUEL of programming! 😱 First it tells us that 0 == "0" is true because it's doing type coercion like some dark magic ritual. Then it says 0 == [] is ALSO true because empty arrays are converted to empty strings and then to 0. So our poor superhero tries to apply LOGIC: "If A equals B and B equals C, then A must equal C, right?" WRONG! "0" == [] is FALSE because JavaScript woke up and chose CHAOS! It's like JavaScript is that friend who agrees with everyone separately but then watches the world burn when they're all in the same room. The rules aren't just bent—they're SHATTERED into a million inconsistent pieces!

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