The Floor Is Java

Content Stephen Gower As someone who has been developing websites since NCSA Mosaic was the only browser available, I'd just like to say that I'm really fcking tired of all the smart assholes out there continuously developing entirely new ways to build web applications. It started simple enough, just html and javascript. Then Cold Fusion. Then java applets. Then java servlets. Then 5 or 6 different Java application servers, EJBs, JSP, struts, XSLT, PHP. But screw all of that. We need Spring. No wait, we need Ruby.and Rails. Wait, we need Query. screw Query. We need AngularJs, and Backbone, and Ember! The world just won't be right until we have 12 different ways to do the same thing in Javascript! Forget all those server-side things you learned. Node js is here! No-wait. F'ck Node. Use Google Go! Honestly how many times are we going to re-invent this wheel? Unless you stay current with all of this nonsense, you basically become unhireable. I'm sure some of you 20 and 30-somethings have already experienced some of this fatigue. Now just imaging 10-15 more years where every 3 years a good portion of what you learned before is now obsolete, and you'll feel like I do.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DRAMA of being held at gunpoint and your only salvation is to frantically scream "Hello world" like it's some magical incantation! 💀 The soldiers are like "PROVE YOU'RE A PROGRAMMER OR DIE" and this poor soul's entire identity boils down to the ONE thing every programmer learns on day one. Not algorithms. Not data structures. Just the sacred "Hello world" print statement that's basically the secret handshake of our cult. Imagine your life hanging by the thread of a print statement. The AUDACITY! The HORROR! Yet so tragically accurate for our profession!

Content stackoverflow Questions Tags Users Add a number to another number in JavaScript hallo 0 Thave got a number in my JavaScript variable! Now how do I add another number to it? Please javascript Badges Unanswered 3 Answers You should definitely use Query. It's really great and does all things 22 ink edit flag newest votes answered 11 minutes ago 7894 13Query 1,234 02 013 I agree, Query is really the best, it solves all kinds of browser problems and is good, as well - sumcOda 8 mins ago 1 query is best quality code ever, if you don't use your a idiot - Werry Togan 4 mins ago add comment 4 I think there's a Query plugin for that. Google for Query basic arithmetic plugin. link edt flag answered 5 minutes ago Timothy Goatse 4.321 are to yeah, Query is definately the way to go - fishnipples 5 mins ago lused the Query diet plugin and lost 10kg in a week - fatty 4 mins ago add comment -2 To add numbers together you should use the operator, for example: var a 1: var b a2; alert (b); 3 link edit delete flag answered 50 seconds ago some 1 not enough Query - sumcOda 30 secs ago ProgrammerHumor.

Content if you ever feel useless, just remeber the things exist : if you ever feel useless, just remeber thse things exist :

Content HappvZombies 1 hr. ago No joke I have seen this in some job resumes we've gotten. Languages: English Python Java 150 Q Reply 1, Share godofjava22 1 hr. ago Why did you write english twice though? 4 82 Reply 1, Share ProarammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. That memory graph is the DRAMA I live for! 💅 Look at that beautiful dip when the garbage collector swoops in like a memory-saving superhero! Your program was about to have a complete meltdown with memory usage climbing to the STRATOSPHERE, and then BAM! Java's garbage collector shows up fashionably late to the party and clears all that unused object trash. The relief is PALPABLE. It's like watching the most satisfying pimple-popping video but for your RAM. Your application was literally ONE function call away from throwing the tantrum of the century with an OutOfMemoryError! SAVED. BY. THE. BELL. ✨