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Ah, the eternal civil war among programmers trying to get the size of something. Is it count() ? size() ? length ? sizeof() ? len() ? Every damn language and library decided to pick their own favorite, and now we're all just Spider-Men pointing at each other in confusion. Nothing says "I'm a seasoned developer" like muscle memory making you type the wrong size function in every language and then cursing under your breath when the IDE throws a red squiggly line. Consistency? In programming? That's a good joke!

Content Paul Graham replied Tawanda Nyahuye towernter What is the biggest lie you have heard from a programmer? 6:42 PM Jul 10, 2020 Twitter for Android 362 Retweets and comments 1.4K Likes 9 17 Paul Graham paulg 7h Replying to towernter "It should work now." 27 17 54 1.1K 1 U

The eternal holy war of programming: zero-indexing vs one-indexing. Some languages start arrays at 0 (looking at you, C and friends), others insist on starting at 1 (MATLAB and Lua, you rebels). Then there's that one galaxy-brain developer who suggests starting at 0.5 as a "compromise." Because nothing says "I've solved computer science" like introducing floating point errors into your array indices. Next brilliant idea: using π as the starting index – because irrational numbers make PERFECT sense for memory addressing!

Content alwaysHasBeen wait, it's all Javascript?

Content I USE C IN JAVASCRIPT SHOW ME for (let c 0; c 10; c4 document.write(c "br")

Content Colin Armstrong colinarms HTML is 28 years old. CSS is 24 years old. JavaScript is 25 years old. 10:10 PM 14 Aug 21 Twitter Web App 271 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 2,170 Likes 17 Navdeep devnavdeep 15h Replying to colinarms So you are saying HTML was without clothes for 4 years. 3 17 1 62 Akshay Parmar TheAkshay 14h And without brain for 3 years. 2 17 1 56 8